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this site is 10000000 times better. i got 527 followers from it today (:

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a girl told me that i dont have a boyfriend because im “a slut” and “guys dont like sluts” which is funny because i thought i didnt have one because im gay 

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            no              no



             no             no



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  1. The boy who takes your virginity is only going to love you long enough for you to stay in his bed.
  2. Your first job is never the best job. But you’ll meet some of your best friends there.
  3. Sometimes things don’t go the way you expect them to at all.
  4. People are usually never who they say they are.
  5. If you love someone, you need to tell them. Nobody is good at the guessing game.
  6. If your best friends don’t like the boy you’re involving yourself with, chances are he’s bad news.
  7. If a boy starts an invitation with, “Are you home alone”/”I’ll be home alone”, say no. You are a human being, not a toy to be played with.
  8. If some boy invites you to “the backseat of his truck”, he’s a piece of shit. Tell him to fuck himself.
  9. “Sorry” doesn’t always fix what you messed up.
  10. Stop wasting time wishing you could take back what you already did.
  11. You are at fault sometimes.
  12. There’s going to be a boy that you let get away. Yes, you loved him. It’s for the best, though.
  13. Toxic people hardly ever start off toxic.
  14. It’s always nice to make new friends, but never forget who your real friends are.
  15. Never lose the friends that would answer their phone at 3am if you called
  16. Never lose sight of who you are because of a boy.
16 Things I Learned While Being 16  (via kryptoni-te)

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i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

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"I wish I had the ‘wow’ effect on someone."

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*sunlight hits your laptop screen*


every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

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do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned

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  • me: sometimes i talk to myself
  • me: omg same

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White privilege is finding your name on a Coke bottle

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those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent


bi spy 

it’s an ace case

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If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”

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Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step